Apparently, There Are Such Things As Halfway Crooks
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From:
Date: Mon, Oct 12, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Subject: amazing item for you!!!
To: Foster
Fag... Your buddy Neel will never marry you and Richard will never hire you. So stop licking their ass. It's really creepy bro.
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From: Foster
Date: Mon, Oct 12, 2009 at 1:06 PM
Subject: Re: amazing item for you!!!
To: MediastarsPR@aol.com
Bro? BRO! Bro. You sure about Neel? He's responded to my advances fairly well.
His eyes are swollen with love. This has been an ongoing campaign, and I won't negotiate with naysayers. As for Richard, to Six, perchance to dream, but (A) I lick everyone's ass without discretion and (B) ask around, Ghost of Blogebrity Past: I'm very, very happy where I am, and I intend to stay there for a long time. Much as I enjoy items about Sartre's cock, I'd much rather read them than write them. You know what they say about meeting your heroes: they won't actually let you lick their ass.
You want creepy? Try this on: anonymous nobodies from the Daily News (or their ilk) emailing me from an AOL address. It's 2009, GeriatricBro. Get better game, or GTFO.
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From: Foster
Date: Mon, Oct 12, 2009 at 1:28 PM
Subject: Re: amazing item for you!!!
To: MediastarsPR@aol.com
If only I could upgrade to a new iPod. I can't even upgrade past the Graham stop. Thankssss, bro?
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From:
Date: Mon, Oct 12, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Subject: amazing item for you!!!
To: Foster
Fag... Your buddy Neel will never marry you and Richard will never hire you. So stop licking their ass. It's really creepy bro.
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From: Foster
Date: Mon, Oct 12, 2009 at 1:06 PM
Subject: Re: amazing item for you!!!
To: MediastarsPR@aol.com
Bro? BRO! Bro. You sure about Neel? He's responded to my advances fairly well.
His eyes are swollen with love. This has been an ongoing campaign, and I won't negotiate with naysayers. As for Richard, to Six, perchance to dream, but (A) I lick everyone's ass without discretion and (B) ask around, Ghost of Blogebrity Past: I'm very, very happy where I am, and I intend to stay there for a long time. Much as I enjoy items about Sartre's cock, I'd much rather read them than write them. You know what they say about meeting your heroes: they won't actually let you lick their ass.
You want creepy? Try this on: anonymous nobodies from the Daily News (or their ilk) emailing me from an AOL address. It's 2009, GeriatricBro. Get better game, or GTFO.
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From:
Date: Mon, Oct 12, 2009 at 1:13 PM
Subject: Re: amazing item for you!!!
To: Foster
again.... CREEPY!
Stay where you are? haha
Where are you? Land of the lost, sad and desperate bloggers. haha
"Maybe if I'm really mean to people I blog about and if I'm really snarky and clever, I'll earn enough money to upgrade to a new IPOD!
Good luck, umm bro?
From:
Date: Mon, Oct 12, 2009 at 1:13 PM
Subject: Re: amazing item for you!!!
To: Foster
again.... CREEPY!
Stay where you are? haha
Where are you? Land of the lost, sad and desperate bloggers. haha
"Maybe if I'm really mean to people I blog about and if I'm really snarky and clever, I'll earn enough money to upgrade to a new IPOD!
Good luck, umm bro?
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From: Foster
Date: Mon, Oct 12, 2009 at 1:28 PM
Subject: Re: amazing item for you!!!
To: MediastarsPR@aol.com
If only I could upgrade to a new iPod. I can't even upgrade past the Graham stop. Thankssss, bro?
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Jamie T - Sticks and Stones
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Labels: Even Our Hatemail's Bad, Funday Monday, Is Everything About Gawker?, Old School Fun, People I've Only Met Four Times, Questionable Use of Homoerotic Humor, The Job Market
