Thursday, February 26, 2009

Five Points

Today saw me twitter 19 times, and I'm really concerned about that. I often unfollow other Twitters when I find my home page polluted with so many tweets by one person. And now here I am, that asshole. I mean, just look at the previous sentences. Seven times I said me or I. Ten now. WTF?!

Exercising the blogging might help curb the desire to pollute Twitter, but they were some really good tweets, and I felt obliged to post them. For instance,

  • East Greenbush New York. http://www.eastgreenbush.org/ Who knew? "As I write this by candlelight, with the sound of icy trees crackling..."

  • "Five Borough Defense is a meeting place for public defenders in New York City" Thats hott. http://fiveboroughdefense.com

  • @bpopken says that Sheppard Fairey is against making original art (duh). I want a comment from @buckyturco (http://bit.ly/Ff6hg) on that.

  • NYC is so expensive! I just spent $2.16 on half pound potato salad, one fresh roll, 6 picante olives and three slice of pepper jack cheese

  • RT @NewYorkology Apollo Theater is doing free tours again this weekend for 75th anniv http://tinyurl.com/c7btej

  • You can put these in a book, but Fuck You Pay Me

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    Wednesday, February 18, 2009

    Nice band-aid. Nevan Palermo Donahue on the City, looking, er, relaxed


    I'm going with number 1). He gave blood.

    Tuesday, February 17, 2009

    Bob Dylan was a cheap cocksucker

    "Bob Dylan used to come into the club for soup and Charlie was always being asked about him by young tourists. His reply was always the same. 'Bob Dylan? Dylan? Oh yes, I remember him. He was a cheap cocksucker! Never would give you a nickel. He shouldda dropped a hunnert on me for all I did for him. Yeah, he was a cheap cocksucker!'"
    Welcome to nyc.ppl™. An ongoing series of interviews with ny'ers. Ivan Ulz, a well known children's musician, kicks off the series. Ivan moved to Greenwich Village, NYC in 1980. Looking for work in New York City, Ivan decided to play a hunch and applied for a job in a nursery school. He began working as an assistant teacher and quickly realized that his real expertise was in making music with children. Word got around and soon Ivan was employed as a “music specialist,” playing and singing at a number of Village schools each week.

    NYC.gov has described your song Fire Truck as an "anthem among preschoolers across the country." What else is Ivan Ulz known for that might not be immediately apparent?

    I started writing songs when I was 18 after I saw the British actress Hayley Mills in the film, “Whistle Down the Wind.” I was determined to meet her at the very least, so I picked up the guitar I had been playing for less than a year, and composed a tune called “A Letter to Hayley”. The song was heard by a couple of the Four Preps, who’d had several pop hits. They took me into a recording studio where I sang the song and they printed a thousand copies with my new name of Billy Kidd. It sold a moderately but shortly after that the Beatles emerged and it was decided that the Four Preps would change a few words and make my song “A Letter to the Beatles”. The song stayed on the charts for several weeks. I was shortchanged on credit and royalties but it whetted my appetite to become a songwriter.

    Why do you think children respond so positively your music?

    I lived in a nursery school with my parents from the time I was 7 until I was 18 and left home. Although I was an “only” child I came home to almost 40 preschool children everyday after I had gone to school of my own. They were there, I was there, and we talked and I guess just sort of hung-out. What I am saying is I learned their language. I read them stories, sang them songs, and observed their likes and dislikes. I wasn’t crazy about the situation at the time, but looking back I can see how it was a perfect grid for a children’s performer.

    You are originally from L.A., but moved to nyc in 1980 where you reside now. For posterity's sake, Id like to take a moment to imagine yourself at home on Thompson St, the year is 1981, and you are walking around the neighborhood. (did they call it SOHO back then?) Can you describe for the readers what you see and hear? Is there anything extraordinary or noteworthy to report?

    They did call it SoHo back then, but there was not a whole lot I had to do with it other than passing through on my way to go shopping in Chinatown. When I stepped outside the door of my building on Thompson Street I would see the Empire State Bldg to the north and the Twin Towers to the south….Nothing much was going on in SoHo as I recall. Buildings were being converted to lofts and there were art galleries around. I remember OK Harris because it was owned by a the parents of a kid I knew. I was more interested in music than the art scene. I remember Mills Tavern on Bleecker Street where I played sometimes and hung out with other folk musicians. The owner Charlie Mills was an amazing old guy in a tradition long gone. Bob Dylan used to come into the club for soup and Charlie was always being asked about him by young tourists. His reply was always the same. “Bob Dylan? Dylan? Oh yes, I remember him. He was a cheap cocksucker! Never would give you a nickel. He shouldda dropped a hunnert on me for all I did for him. Yeah, he was a cheap cocksucker!” Charley found ways to get musicians to perform at absolute minimum wage. A lot of very crazy shit went on in that place. There was dope in the bathroom and sometimes even on stage.

    On Thompson between Bleecker and Third there was a chicken slaughterhouse. I was too squeamish to check it out, but I knew people who bought their chickens there. The joke was you could name your bird and watch the whole grisly process. Too much for me, but I kinda wished I’d had nerve to visit one time when it closed down.

    The Village Gate was right on the corner. I remember going there only once to see Sid Ceasar. Maybe I went another time but I don’t know. Art (the owner) used to stand on the street hawking people to come in.

    The Bleecker Street Cinema was going full force when I came here. Also on Bleecker was the Triumph Café and the Village Inn which we called the Village Idiot. And on the corner of 6th Avenue and Bleecker was the Pioneer Market with tiny shopping carts to fit their tiny aisles. Across the street on 6th Avenue was Jack and Jill Doughnuts which even in 1981 was from another era. It featured an atmosphere from the 1940’s and waitresses who always had time to talk with you.

    There were social clubs on Sullivan, mysterious places to me, with guys who looked like gangsters even if they weren’t.

    Did you have a defining moment while living in your neighborhood that finally had you feeling as if you belonged, that this is your home?

    My first several years in New York were confined to the West Village, not all the time, but a whole lot of it. The part of Thompson where I lived was decidedly NoHo, that block just before Houston. What really kept me in my immediate area was when Children’s Energy Center opened just a few doors down from me. (It’s now Lupo, the restaurant) I needed work, so I went and told them no degree in nursery education but I had experience working in nursery schools since I was 9 years old. The director was impressed and hired me as an assistant teacher. Before that I had been singing some at Folk City and quite a lot at Washington Square Park. My first job singing for children and not being called a teacher was at Thompson park in SoHo when they had a playgroup in back of what now is the swimming pool.

    You've been in nyc for three decades now, is there one decade you prefer? And why?

    Hands down, this 21st Century is my favorite decade. I met Eva, who is now my wife, in 1999 and together we have formed a unit that is unprecedented in my life. Perhaps it has something to do with the unusual combination of me serenading toddlers and her being the educational director of the Merchant’s House Museum on East 4th Street. Whatever it is, we have a very harmonious existence I the tiny apartment, the same one I moved into in 1980. Also, this has been the decade when I have started collecting the kind of recognition as an artist that I was seeking when I moved to New York. I “teach” classes at 5 preschools in the Village on a weekly basis. Also, I work for the New York Public Library which sends me to do library programs all over Manhattan, the Bronx and Staten Island. I give concerts for children who are Pre-K through 1st Grade in public schools and I also entertain at some birthday parties.

    You can catch Ivan this month and next, playing free shows at a number of NYPL's in Manhattan and the Bronx.

    (and NYTimes stop copying me. When I documented who was riding on the train, you had to go document who was riding the train. When NYC The Blog went to the Department of Labor on 125th St to file a story, you had to go to the DoL to file a story. My next story will be about publicly listed phone numbers of well known ny'ers, so that will probably be in the Times next week too.)


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    Monday, February 16, 2009

    No Fucking Future

    I haven't felt old a show for a while, probably since I lived in Salt Lake City and used to see bands play Kilby Court. I felt kind of old last night, but not too old.

    I saw Los Campesinos! and Titus Andronicus last night at the Bowery Ballroom. Both of these acts (especially Los Campesinos) are two kinds of bands you can get regularly shit on for liking around here, even though nobody blinked an eye when I wrote without a trace of irony about the genius of Leona Lewis. One of the reasons people shit on Los Campesinos is because the have, like, seven people in their band. The more the merrier, no? Somehow, taste in music works like this. It's also worth noting that these are the kinds of bands that *actual* critics regularly shit on (yet, somehow, are immune to whatever trappings bands like these have to get critics to hate them).

    I probably shouldn't mention that Titus Andronicus - as it was their last show of the tour - closed their set by covering Green Day's Worst Song, "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" with the Campesinos' violinist, because you might think it was intentionally ironic, or totally sincere (and thus: ironic in context). There's no way I could reasonably articulate the fact that it was justified, and smart, and rightly done, so I won't. But it was nice.

    I kept on my toes. And I did some screaming, which, you know, I forgot how much fun that is. They're both kinda scream-y bands. Anyway, I didn't think anybody had anything interesting to say about relationships after I listened to The National for most of last year, and then stopped listening to music all together for a few months, and then I stopped listening to everything. Anyway, this song made me feel better, as nihilist art often strangely does for some of us.

    Los Campesinos!, We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed

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    Saturday, February 14, 2009

    nyc.ppl™

    "I moved to NYC because ever since I was a kid and saw nyc on the TV I have wanted to live here. I love this damn city even though sometimes I feel like it hates me." -Vanessa

    mp3: Hope* - Leave Me In New York

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    Tuesday, February 03, 2009

    The scariest book you will ever read with the word 'Kerning' in it.

    Typo, by David Silverman
    Soft Skull Press, 2008 (buy from Amazon)

    At the height of Dotcom 1.0, David Silverman, the son of an alcoholic and disillusioned IBM lifer, borrowed the balance of his father's retirement account to finance the purchasing of typesetting business in Iowa, with the plan to buy up several competing firms to assemble a typesetting powerhouse for the 21st century. If you know anything about typesetting, you know how this story ends. If not, imagine someone investing their life savings in Lehman Brothers in late August of last year.

    My own experience sort of parallels Silverman. I entered into a design partnership around the same time he set out on his putative empire-building. I watched the once lucrative margins on typesetting evaporate, though our work was a little more glamorous and less repetitive. The signal difference is that we were training new people for the first time, not trying to get decades-experienced operators to learn new skills, so we simply adjusted and found margins elsewhere, and learned to eke out profits by being exceedingly efficient. Silverman, owner of a company staffed almost completely by workers in the autumn of careers that were at one time as sharp as my young turks, faced a much bigger battle.

    So before I even picked up the book, I wondered, what? You bought what? When? Anyone who did not see the writing on the wall about typesetting in 1999 must be a fool of a significant order. Reading this book was like watching a horror film -- don't open that closet! Stay out of the basement! Each additional turn of the screw made me want to bury my head in a pillow.

    And for a book that chronicles the death of an obsolete industry in Iowa it is more than compelling. I guess any story of failure is going to have a little driving-by-a-car-crash fascination. It's no small feat to make the final days of a half-baked business plan about a dreadfully dull industry facing hopeless decline move along with the excitement of a spy thriller, but Silverman does a good job of it.

    What he fails to do is say why. Many whys go unanswered. Even as he's careful to spread the blame around -- recalcitrant staff, a delusional and declining partner, and most devastatingly, the callous mediocrity of the likewise contacting publishing industry (if there is one element to this story that shines, it's chronicling the meanness that pervades being middle management in the middle west) -- he never takes ownership of the series of decisions that led to all this. Even though his best friend and mentor waxes idealistic about reviving the industry as an 'benevolent capitalist' he never realizes that their strategy would in the best of circumstances require the very sort of slash and burn techniques he believed he so opposed. Anyone who has lived more than a decade anywhere between New York and LA knows that leveraged roll ups of established industries facing narrowing margins equals cutting staff and viciously trimming costs.

    After the fact this seems painfully evident, but Silverman races quickly past why he would risk his father's retirement, a decision that is fatally glib in the text, maybe because it was too much for him to share. Indeed, the personal recollections are very unevenly presented -- some are wincingly poignant, but others seem as if they were too raw for him to even put to text; in this sort of memoir, those details are essential. The details of why his venture failed are interesting enough, but skating in and out of how this made and unmade his relationships with an alcoholic father and beloved mentor makes one wonder if it's disassociation or forgetfulness.

    Thought it says on the cover that ever MBA student should read this, I hope to god that MBA programs are better than this. The errors are telegraphed so absolutely that if it takes a tale like this to train our future leaders, it's time for us all to start building meth labs. But it is a great read for anyone else who thinks fostering a successful business requires only a good idea and hard work. He doesn't really do a good job setting up the particular ecology of the mind of an entrepreneur. Either I'm an dreadfully negative realist, but when ever I hear the phrase 'turn around' I think it means I'm about to get spanked, not rich.

    And according to some, he plays it fast and loose with the truth. Comments (trustworthy sources all, I know) in a couple review threads challenge his claims about the technological challenges he faced, and, worse, his characterization of his mentor as he fails (that comment ostensibly comes from the man's wife and went unanswered).

    All told, the book is highly readable. The issues of accuracy should give pause to any book presented as a 'memoir'. The technical inaccuracies don't really detract from the narrative, though the charges of mis-characterization of people demand more explanation, and perhaps call into question many of his base claims. Bearing that in mind, the portions that detail the mechanics of the business are still interesting and relevant. Given the rarity with which people shine a light into the obscure aspects of this industry -- albeit one I have an unusual interest -- makes it a decent read, albeit one best consumed with a skeptical eye.

    NB: for Xmas, everyone at YM received a copy of recent Soft Skull Press book thanks to the generosity of publisher Richard Nash. This is one of a series of reviews as result of that largess.

    Monday, February 02, 2009

    Kreepie Kats in "John Updike Burns in Hell Sukking Mayo Off of Karson McCullers' Krotch & Reading all the Unsold Copies of TERRORIST..."