YM Fire Sale

Where there's smoke, there are stoners. We've been burning the candle at dead ends with a butane torch. Consequently, this one never made it out of committee.

So I'm swamped; I figure we can make this post a team effort:

Last week the city announced that several fire houses had to change their name and badge (they have unique patches) because of recent 'problems'.

I figure a post that uses more literate names as replacement suggestions might be funny (Lost Weekend instead of Animal House, that sort of thing). Heavy on New York literary stuff. Maybe Portnoy's Complaint or other Roth novels.

Any takers?

I guess this is life on the blogging plateau. Time to retreat, resist the post-privacy age, post private. The Hills Have Eyeballs.