Lit Sandwich

Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you wish you had some meat.
The Blues Brothers, "Rubber Biscuit"

The review ... was merely a two word review which simply read "Shit Sandwich."
Marty DeBergi in This Is Spinal Tap

Do you know what a jam sandwich is? You take two pieces of bread, jam 'em together.
Rick Gassko in Bachelor Party

eat dick sandwiches!
Popular drunk text message from Dennis Crowley

In the great big ballroom of Amazon sales ranks there are dancing whores, sleeping liars, rollerskating cheats, wondrous animal companionships, and child prodigies trading on the horse sticker stock market. Without commentary, I offer four books by James Frey, JT LeRoy, Ana Marie Cox, and Jessica Cutler with the pairing of their bunkum buddies. This stuff often speaks for itself.









Note: Sales ranks as of Friday, March 10th. Minor cosmetic photoshopping applied to make re-sized images readable.