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Cans of Sprite have been selling out at vending machines in office kitchens country-wide!!
Wait, no, false alarm.
Cans of Sprite were seen available in vending machines by office spies in recent days. What's going on here?? You can't trust a damn word out of office managers these days. Are they trying to tell us that Sprite caved in to consumer demand and re-stocked to sell more? Well shit on a Pringle, talk about your "corporate sell-outs."
Perhaps if a bi-monthly magazine sold out on the newsstands well before their next issue they would order and ship reprints too? Ohhhh, this is starting to make some business sense. To quote Steve Martin's character from The Jerk, "IT'S A PROFIT DEAL!"
That's right Gawker, it's just like that bag of Doritos you've got in one hand and a copy of RADAR in the other. Keep eating and reading, they'll make more.
You'd almost think no one at Gawker ever worked for a (failed) magazine before.
Wait, no, false alarm.
Cans of Sprite were seen available in vending machines by office spies in recent days. What's going on here?? You can't trust a damn word out of office managers these days. Are they trying to tell us that Sprite caved in to consumer demand and re-stocked to sell more? Well shit on a Pringle, talk about your "corporate sell-outs."
Perhaps if a bi-monthly magazine sold out on the newsstands well before their next issue they would order and ship reprints too? Ohhhh, this is starting to make some business sense. To quote Steve Martin's character from The Jerk, "IT'S A PROFIT DEAL!"
That's right Gawker, it's just like that bag of Doritos you've got in one hand and a copy of RADAR in the other. Keep eating and reading, they'll make more.
You'd almost think no one at Gawker ever worked for a (failed) magazine before.
Comments:
that's a low blow, krook. i'll have you know i've worked for *several* failed magazines.
hilarious.
I all of a sudden have a hunger for Doritos.
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