Video Killed The Real Estate Star
This might be the saddest thing I've ever watched. I've rarely felt more embarrassed for another human being, much less someone I consider a friend, than right now. To question Lock's intentions or ask what the hell he was thinking when he decided to do this "video magazine" feature would be an insult to our mammalian brains for it would imply an actual "thought" went into his participation. Clearly there's a reason some people were meant to sit in front of a computer and not a camera.
The money-for-nothing shot? I'm pretty sure blogging's coffin is polybagged, sealed shut, and buried in a lumber yard the moment Lock starts toe-tapping. Please, try to look away...or cover your face with your hands leaving just enough space between two fingers to cop a squint. After that, you're on your own to cope with reality and deal with a week's worth of mental scars.
Lockhart Steele, Big Apple Blogger [Inman Stories]
The money-for-nothing shot? I'm pretty sure blogging's coffin is polybagged, sealed shut, and buried in a lumber yard the moment Lock starts toe-tapping. Please, try to look away...or cover your face with your hands leaving just enough space between two fingers to cop a squint. After that, you're on your own to cope with reality and deal with a week's worth of mental scars.
Lockhart Steele, Big Apple Blogger [Inman Stories]









Comments:
What a waste of time, not one decent butt-shot in the whole clp.
Seriously, is there really a market for Lockhart Steele SANS butt-shot?
Harry Les
Fuck, I watched it.
-sac
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
Oh, there they are.
Har har har! "And now, watch me while I write about it." I watched the first third of it, but that's as far as I usually get through most porn.
can anyone tell me what "dilapitated" means? it must be a superfresh new york blogger term because it's not even in wiki yet.
Had it been written down instead of spoken, this could have achieved bland irrelevance.
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